Selena Gomez Is Pregnant

Selena Gomez pregnant

Either Selena Gomez is hiding Homer Simpson’s head under her shirt or she has finally fulfilled her destiny as a Mexican woman and become pregnant out of wedlock.

As you can see in the photo above Selena Gomez’s breasts appear to be in milk production mode, while her gut begins to protrude beneath her shirt dress.

Obviously Selena Gomez will have no clue which of the dozens of men she is currently banging is the father, so the federal government will have to pay to raise her child. Thus dealing another blow to the crumbling American empire, and signaling Islam’s inevitable triumph over the pathetic US of A.

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