Selena Gomez Is A Tit Smuggler

As many of you already know Selena Gomez is an illegal Mexican immigrant. She snuck into this country in the spare tire compartment of a 1990 Ford Escort over 15 years ago.

Well now it appears as though Selena Gomez’s Mexican smuggling ways are still not behind her. Take a look at Selena’s tits in the GIF below.

Notice anything unusual? That’s right they are popping out of her dress. The only logical explanation for this would be that she has become a mule for the powerful Mexican drug cartels, and she is hiding a drug load in her titty region.

For the good of the people I demand that Selena Gomez take off her top and show us what she is hiding. I am prepared to search her breasts personally to uncover any and all contraband, and I will not hesitate to tweak and suck her nipples until she gives up who her suppliers are.

Selena Gomez your crafty Mexican tit smuggling days are numbered!