Selena Gomez Gets A Trashy Tattoo

Actress, singer, and illegal Mexican immigrant Selena “Spicy Chalupa” Gomez just released a picture of her new trashy tattoo on her right shoulder.

As you can see Selena Gomez (who is basically illiterate) has misspelled the world “sell” in her tattoo, spelling it “sel”. The rest of the tattoo appears to be a series of Stars of David. What Selena Gomez is trying to convey in her tattoo is that she is selling herself to the Jews who control the entertainment industry.

As if we needed a shitty looking tattoo to tell us that! What is next Ms Obvious are you going to get a tattoo on your mouth that says “cock”?