Selena Gomez Covered Topless In V Magazine

Selena Gomez poses topless but covers her breasts in the pictures below from the new issue of V Magazine. It is clear from these photos that Selena Gomez is finally becoming the chunky frizzy haired Mexican slut that we always knew that she was.

Just by looking at these pics one could easily imagine Selena riding on the back of her pimp’s donkey through some small dusty Mexican town, coyly flashing her mocha titties to the poor farmers to advertise her wares. In the morning Selena would rinse her lady holes out at the town well, before using the few pesos she made the night before to buy a breakfast burrito to sustain her for the day, then it is off to the next town.

Yes that is certainly the life a girl like Selena Gomez should be leading. That fact that she has achieved fame and fortune in the heathen United States just goes to show what a broken and backwards culture it has.