Selena Gomez Caught Sticking Strawberries In Her Rectum

Ugh this picture of Selena Gomez made me gag, then dry heave, and then gag some more. What kind of a sick twisted freak would stick strawberries up their ass and then leave them on the kitchen counter?

Just when I think I’ve got these infidel celebrity whores figured out, Selena Gomez comes along and completely shocks and revolts me with this disturbing combination of fecalphilia and fruity ass play. Selena obviously has severe mental problems, and should be institutionalized immediately for her own good and the safety of the general public.

I’m going to have to go read the Qur’an cover to cover now to get this image of Selena and her shit-covered strawberries out of my mind. Praise be to Allah for providing me with a mental sanctuary from the degenerate acts of these Hollywood sickos.