Selena Gomez Caught In Hollywood Prostitution Ring

Disney star Selena Gomez has been caught taking part in a high class Hollywood prostitution ring as the photos below clearly show.

I first became suspicious of Selena Gomez when I heard she was “dating” blatant homosexual Justin Bieber. Obviously there was some sort of arrangement going on behind the scenes there, but I couldn’t prove that money had changed hands. However, ever since Selena Gomez had her abortion she has gotten sloppy with her whoring ways. First she sold her self to Canada, even giving the pervert Canucks an upskirt shot. Now Selena has brazenly whored herself to Jimmy Fallon on network television.

As you can see in the 1st pic below, Selena (like a pro) is ready to get down to business immediately spreading her legs. Unfortunately for her Jimmy Fallon is one of those skittish “Johns” and wants to talk a bit first. In the 3rd pic Selena pretends she is amused by Fallon’s lame attempts at humor (a sure sign that she has received money). Finally, Selena is caught in the act performing some weird shoe flinging sex fetish, before receiving an awkward post-coitus hug.

I will be forwarding these findings to the Los Angeles county district attorney. I expect prostitution charges to be brought against Selena Gomez rather quickly. I have a feeling Selena Gomez is just the tip of the iceberg, and this Hollywood prostitution ring is about to get blown wide open. This truly is a great day for justice, and a great day for Islam!