Scarlett Johansson Is Less Fat

Just a few weeks ago we broke the news that Scarlett Johansson had been turned into a fat slob thanks to her new Jew boyfriend Sean Penn teaching her to greedily hoard calories.

However, now we are happy to report that Scarlett Johansson has escaped Sean Penn’s clutches and is trying to put her life back together again. And Scarlett is starting by trying to lose her enormous gut.

As you can see in the picture above there is already a noticeable improvement in the fat storage around Scarlett’s bloated mid-section and thighs. Of course she still has a long way to go before she would make a suitable concubine and field-hand for a Muslim man.

Scarlett Johansson has come a long way but with plowing season just 3 short months away, she is going to have to step it up if she wants to her fulfill her dream of being a dutiful whore and day laborer. Allahu Akbar!