Scarlett Johansson Gets Smacked In The Tits With A Burka

Scarlett Johansson gets a burka thrown against her sinful tits in the GIF above.

Clearly a righteous Muslim had enough of Scarlett Johansson trying to infect his brain with lustful djinns by prostituting her milk sacks in a bra in front of him, so he told her to put on this burka or else the next thing he’d throw at her would be battery acid.

Based on the jiggle of Scarlett’s tit meat after being struck by this burka, I’d say this burka was constructed out of only the coarsest of fabrics making it of top quality. Which is a good thing as only a finely made burka like this could properly hide Scarlett’s shameful femininity, and finally make her appearance halal. Though their isn’t a burka in the world that could purify her eternally damned soul after that blasphemous “Lost in Translation” movie.