Scarlett Johansson Flashes Her Tits At A Fancy Dinner

Scarlett Johansson has long been known for flaunting her bulbous tit sacks in public, but as you can see from the security camera footage below, Scarlett has taken her breast exhibitionism to a new level as she flashes an obscene amount of side boob at a fancy black tie dinner.

Of course any amount of a woman’s shameful side boob is too much, and a great offense to us pious Muslims. But Scarlett’s immodestly buxom bosom is especially infuriating, and it is about time that something was done about it.

That is why the Islamic high council has convened and issued a fatwa demanding that Scarlett’s ample chesticles be motor-boated by righteous Muslim men for 30 days and 30 nights straight. Then we are to play tunic snake in the tit valley with Scarlett’s udders for another 30 days… Or until our potent and pungent man venom being spit all over her face causes her to suffocate and drown.