Scarlett Johansson Falls Out Of Her Dress At Movie Premiere

Scarlett Johansson falls out of the top of her dress at the premiere of her new movie “Under The Skin” (which I assume is an educational film on the workings of the body’s connective tissue).

Scarlett has a lot of nerve trying to use her offensive feminine breasts to draw attention to her movie. Unfortunately for Scarlett if us Muslims get a hold of her after seeing this display she’ll find out what is under her skin firsthand.

Why must Hollywood use slutty actresses like Scarlett Johansson to sell their movies? What ever happened to promoting a film based on good old-fashioned storytelling?

If they would just make movies based on feel good timeless stories like the one about a boy and his pet goat, or Muhammad beheading 900 Jews in Medina, then they wouldn’t need Scarlett Johansson parading her breasts around like this.