Scarlett Johansson Shows Off Her ‘Avengers’ Bikini Body

Actress Scarlett Johansson has whipped herself into incredible shape for her role in the new “Avengers” movie.

As you can see in the photo above of Scarlett in a bikini, she has done away with all of her offensive feminine curves, and has sculpted a hard chiseled masculine frame most pleasing to the Muslim aesthetic.

Normally a woman would have to dig wells for years to achieve such a magnificent physique, so only one thing can explain Scarlett Johansson’s incredible transformation… she is juicing. Not with horse steroids like some dirty New Jersey Italian, but with the most powerful performance enhancing substance known to man… Muslim ejaculate.