Scarlett Johansson Gets Down Syndrome Tattoo

In an effort to raise awareness about Down Syndrome, actress Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo that was clearly designed by a retarded child.

Scarlett Johansson disfiguring her body with the scribbles of a mongoloid is no great loss, as her sinfully curvy female frame has long been an offense to Islam.

What “lucky you” stands for is a mystery to those of us with the correct number of chromosomes, but it probably has something to do with Scarlett telling the artist that her cat has a puffy tail.