Scarlett Johansson Dino Sex Scenes From “Jurassic World Rebirth”




The video above appears to provide us with our first look at actress Scarlett Johansson’s controversial dinosaur sex scenes from the much-anticipated blockbuster film “Jurassic World Rebirth”.


As we can see, the storyline for this movie revolves around Scarlett Johansson’s character leading a special mission to “save countless lives” by training genetically resurrected dinosaurs to channel their primal urges into having sex with horny old banged-out whores. A noble pursuit to be sure.



Unfortunately for Scarlett, the odds of her survival are slim, as taking large amounts of dino dick is no easy feat even for a veteran vixen with a vast vagina that resembles a meteor crater.


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Yes, Scarlett may have spent decades honing her craft, training her pelvic prowess to accommodate Jurassic junk in her penis purse, but the pathetic piddling little pee pees of Hollywood’s infidel leading men cannot properly prepare her for a T-Rex’s Cretaceous cock.


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In fact, nothing outside of a virile Muslim’s enormous tunic scud could adequately simulate a bronto-boner battering her sex holes during the frenzied peak of mating season.



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