First Look At Scarlett Johansson In ‘The Avengers’

Here is an exclusive first look of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming blockbuster movie “The Avengers”.

Scarlett was originally slated to play the role of the “Black Widow”, but producers soon realized that the Black Widow character was “stupid”. So Scarlett Johansson will now be playing a newly imagined superhero called “Chesty McTits”.

As you can see Chesty possess the superpower of distraction, and her righteous tits of justice are a force to be reckoned with. The rest of “The Avengers” are no longer needed, as evil has met its match in Scarlett Johansson as Chesty McTits.