Sarah Power Nude Titties Debate

I was recently viewing this Sarah Power nude scene from “Californication” in the video clip below while reciting verses from the holy Qur’an (mixed with obscenities denouncing her as a vile whore), when suddenly without warning my mighty tunic snake began to stir from its pious slumber.

What could the awakening of my massive manhood mean? Am I now obligated to go out and marry this Sarah Power and her luscious bulbous breasts despite the fact that she is much too old to birth me a litter of future jihadist offspring? It is an important theological question and one worthy of debate.

After much prayer and quiet contemplation I happy to report that I came to the conclusion that I am the victim of Sarah Power maliciously using her nude titties to infect my righteous loins with dangerous lecherous djinns. Luckily I was able to expel these demons through a vigorous flogging of my meat scud, and now feel nothing but utter disdain for Sarah Power and her udders.