Sarah Palin Wants To Hunt Black People Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Wants To Hunt Black People

Sarah Palin wants to hunt black people. However, before you sissy liberals get your pretty pink lace panties in a bunch you should know it will simply be a tag and release hunt. They do it to wildlife in Alaska all the time! According to sources at the US Patents Office, Sarah Palin has applied ..

Levi Johnston Finds a G.I. Joe Action Figure In His Anus Sarah Palin

Levi Johnston Finds a G.I. Joe Action Figure In His Anus

Call it a classic case of country mouse/city mouse. Levi Johnston, who is in from Alaska to promote his upcoming appearance in Playgirl Magazine, got more than he bargained for on his first trip to “the big city.” After a night of hard partying with his new “Hollywood friends,” Johnston awoke with a dull pain ..

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Five Job Suggestions For Sarah Palin

Now that Palin’s out as governor of Alaska the media focus has shifted to what she’s going to do next. Since we know Palin is an avid reader of CelebJihad, we have kindly decided to offer her five suggestions we feel would be in her best interests (and ours). Waitress at Applebee’s What better place ..

John McCain: ‘You’re Gonna Marry That Little Whore!’ Sarah Palin

John McCain: ‘You’re Gonna Marry That Little Whore!’

The following is the transcript of a recent conversation between John McCain and the father of Sarah Palin’s illegitimate granddaughter, Levi Johnston. Levi. Mind if I call you Levi? Wait; don’t answer that. Truth is I don’t give shit, you little fuck. I’ll be damned if some stupid fucking teenager who can’t figure out how ..

Exclusive: Gossip Mags Bid for Nude Palin Pics Sarah Palin

Exclusive: Gossip Mags Bid for Nude Palin Pics

Palin’s promiscuous and pornographic past poses peril for presidential polls. JUNEAU, AK — Former oil worker Richard St. Joseph released the top portion of what he claims is a nude photograph of presumptive GOP vice presidential nominee Governor Sarah Palin. St. Joseph, a retired custodial engineer for Exxon Mobile, dated the governor for a brief ..