Salma Hayek’s Boobs Fall Out As She Washes Ashore

Salma Hayek’s enormous Mexican boobs nearly fall out of her top after she washes ashore on the banks of the Rio Grande while sneaking back into the United States.

As you can see in the photos below, Salma Hayek and her big brown titties were met at the border by pasty workers from the Democratic national party, whose job it is to greet all illegal Mexicans with a helping hand, a warm smile, some welfare checks, and a voter registration form.

Of course little do these liberal do-gooders know that Salma Hayek and her milk sacks are not in need of government handouts, as they have made billions (of pesos) starring in films for Zionist Hollywood… plus Salma is probably smuggling in a kilo of pure Colombian cocaine in her colon. Rest assured if this were us righteous Muslims greeting Salma at the border we’d shove some stones between her tig ol’ bitties and toss her ass right back in the water.