Sabrina Carpenter Ruins Her Chances At Sexual Servitude

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter has gone and done it now, as she appears to spread her legs up by her head in slutty lingerie in the video above… Leaving the Islamic High Council no choice but to declare her permanently haram, thus ruining her chances of ever living a fulfilling life of sexual servitude as a concubine in a virile Muslim’s harem.

And just to put the final nail in the coffin of Sabrina’s Islamic sex slave ambitions, the photo above of her cavorting in a bathtub with a herd of vile, filthy pigs was just uncovered and released online as well.

Indeed, with her love of slutty lingerie and sullied swine, even a blonde bimbo like Sabrina should not be surprised that her sin holes will now never know the unimaginable pleasure of being pulverized by a powerful tunic pole. Leaving her life a desolate vacuum with absolutely no purpose or meaning.

Frankly, when the crushing weight of the realization that our enormous meat scuds are now forever beyond her grasp finally settles in, us pious Muslims would not be at all surprised to learn that Sabrina threw herself from the top of a skyscraper in a fit of despair.