Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Posted October 20, 2009
in Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight New Moon promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.
Angry that her Dad missed her ballet recital when she was 7, Bella seeks out the town’s black man and his “low hanging fruit” for comfort.
In the movie’s only scat scene. Edward smears feces on Bella’s face.
Bella is badly injured after trying to redecorate a gay man’s condo.
The cast relaxing before the movie’s big orgy scene.
After a night of drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Bella gives Jacob a handjob in his truck.
Bella farts in a crowded movie theater.
Bella about to be gang banged by a group of shirtless Mexicans.
Jacob flirts with Bella to make his crush Edward jealous.
Bella’s friend explains to her the joys of anal love making.
Bella’s dad gives her a picture of his balls and a 1st edition copy of the classic novel “Lolita” for her sweet 16th birthday.
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