Rihanna Forces Fan To Photograph Her Ass

Pop star Rihanna demanded a fan photograph her ass while in concert in London last night.

Rihanna signaled out one Simon T Hufflepluff of Essex, squatting down in front of him (as you can see in the photo above), while shouting “take a picture of my shithole you limey twat”.

Simon, who was understandably shaken by the incident, was able to take the picture of Rihanna’s butt (see below), but it did come out very well. Perhaps Simon was overcome by the stench, which he later told reporters, “made me question the existence of a loving God”.

Needless to say Rihanna is one out of control heathen slut.