Reese Witherspoon’s Breasts: Then And Now

Actress Reese Witherspoon caused quite a stir among the horny infidel masses yesterday when she showed up to the premiere of her new movie “This Means War” with her old lady breasts nearly hanging out as you can see in the photo on the right.

How quickly the infidels forget that Reese Witherspoon has already exposed her bare breasts, and she did so when she was much younger and thus more attractive. As you can see in the comparison photo on the left, Reese’s saggy chesticles from yesterday are just a shadow of their former glory.

This is because Allah in his infinite wisdom causes a woman’s body to be severely ravaged by time, so that us men will not be needlessly attached to dried up old hags like Reese Witherspoon when we should be out breeding with young fertile women. Allah truly is a wise and benevolent God!