Rashida Jones Has Worms

Rashida Jones was caught dragging her ass across the ground in the disgusting photo above.

Clearly Rashida has contracted tapeworms, probably after swallowing some worm-infested fleas, and is now scooting her butt on the carpet to show her discomfort.

Rashida Jones’ owner would be wise to check Rashida for tiny rice-like tapeworm segments around her anus, and if found administer tapeworm oral medication posthaste.