Peyton List's Slutty Bikini Offends Muslims In Dubai

18-year-old Disney star Peyton List offends Muslims by wearing the extremely slutty bikini in the photos above and below to a beach in the holy Islamic city of Dubai.

Clearly Peyton List is vacationing in the beautiful United Arab Emirates in the hopes of getting her tight teen sin holes stretched open by the enormous meat scud of a Muslim man (or men). However, Peyton commits a major fashion faux paw with this skimpy swimsuit in which her bare arms, legs, and even a piece of her blasphemous female abdomen can be clearly seen.

Unfortunately for Peyton she found out the hard way that they make beach burkas for a reason, when she was chased from the beach by an angry mob who pelted her with seashells and their sandals. Of course this misstep is not entirely Peyton’s fault for she comes from a barbaric land that has yet to be civilized by Islam.

Sadly after narrowly escaping her public lapidation by running in the hot desert sun, Peyton List made another egregious cultural blunder when she tried to cool off with an ice cream cone in the photo above. The Qur’an is very clear that tasty frozen treats are not to be given to women under any circumstances, for not only do they lack the will power to be keep from over-consuming them, but the sight of a woman’s tongue lustfully licking away is dangerous as it transmits lecherous djinns… Which I know firsthand as I recently had to stone a woman after I was forced to vigorously violate her mouth when I witnessed her consuming a Good Humor bar.