Olivia Wilde Shows Her Sexy Tummy

Olivia Wilde decided to show off her sexy tummy in this picture above. Of course when I refer to Olivia Wilde’s stomach as “sexy” I am being ironic, because it is hideous and offensive to Allah.

A woman’s stomach should not be silky smooth and milky white like Olivia’s. A woman’s stomach should be round and weathered from years of hard birthing, and peppered with hair to look dignified.

Olivia Wilde’s stomach proves once and for all that she is a woman who cares not for the Muslim aesthetic and to please Allah. Let us see if Olivia is still so brazen as to display her midriff when we are pelting rocks at it. Allahu Akbar!