Olivia Wilde Airbrushed Titties For Cosmo

The Zionists at Cosmo have airbrushed cleavage on to Olivia Wilde’s bird chest for the cover of their April 2011 issue.

The reason why a woman’s magazine would airbrush Olivia Wilde’s titties lies in the psychology of the heathen American female. All American women are mentally ill and love to look at pictures of women that make them feel ugly and just plain bad about themselves. That is why they demand that Olivia Wilde not only have an impossibly good-looking face, but also a body that is far superior to their own.

By looking at pictures of airbrushed beauties like Olivia Wilde in magazines like Cosmo, American women become thoroughly depressed, and then continue their hopeless task of trying to alleviate their depression through the purchasing of consumer products. This is the basis for much of the US economy.