Nicole Eggert Nude Sex Scenes From “Blown Away”

With the new “Baywatch” movie set to hit theaters next week let us not forget the whore who started this whole cursedly depraved franchise… And no I’m not talking about David Hasselhoff or even Pam Anderson, but rather the original slutty blonde lifeguard from the TV series Nicole Eggert.

The video above features Nicole Eggert’s numerous nude sex scenes from the 1992 film “Blown Away”. As a young jihadi I vividly remember fuming with righteous rage leaving the movie theater in Tikrit after watching “Blown Away”, for what I assumed was a movie about the martyr vest ended up being a nonstop sex romp between Nicole and the flaming homoqueer heartthrob of the day Corey Haim.

In fact only two positive things can be said about this film. The first is that whoever scored this movie did an excellent job, for the ominous music being played in all of Nicole Eggert’s sex scenes is quite fitting. The second is that this film helped sow a seed of discontentment in me with Zionist controlled Hollywood which has blossomed into the garden of virtuous wrath that this holy Islamic celebrity gossip website is today.