Natalie Portman Topless Nude Beach Photos Remastered

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at Natalie Portman topless on a nude beach in the expertly color-corrected and enhanced photos below.

These Natalie Portman nude pics were taken back in the year 2000 when she was just 18-years-old (as you can tell from counting the rings around her nipples). Of course that means that Natalie was just 8 years past her prime, and could still potentially get her sin holes slammed by a powerful Muslim meat scimitar.

Unfortunately for Natalie she never got to experience the indescribable pleasure of getting her innards pulverized by a tunic scud… For not only is she a salacious slut, but as a Shebrew oppressor she is disqualified from getting Islamic deep dick… So long as her Satanic people continue to occupy holy Palestinian land.