Natalie Portman Sunbathing Topless On The Beach

13 years ago today Islam suffered a vicious attack when these photos of a topless Natalie Portman sunbathing on the beach were released.

This cowardly act of titty terrorism devastated our sensibilities and cost untold numbers of Muslims their lunch. However, we are a strong and resilient people, and over time we have been able to overcome this heinous act.

Let us never forget these Natalie Portman topless sunbathing pictures. Though they are like a thousand 9/11’s (or 911,000), they are also a reminder that Islam can not only withstand the the most vile assaults from the West, but come back stronger than ever. Allahu Akbar!