Natalie Portman Interracial Cuckold "Star Wars" Scenes Released

The biggest plot hole in the “Star Wars” saga has just been filled… by a big black cock. For as we can see in the recently discovered scenes above, Natalie Portman’s character “Padmé” brutally cuckolds Anakin with a black guy, causing the young Jedi to spiral out of control to the “dark side”.

Yes, the mystery that tormented weak-minded fanboys for decades is solved: Anakin didn’t fall to the dark side because of some vague “fear of loss”… It was Natalie’s extremely sluttery in the Naboo royal bedchamber as she slobbered all over ashy AIDS-riddled Sub-Saharan schlongs that turned him into Darth Vader.

Of course what is surprising about these new “Star Wars” interracial cuckolding scenes is that they are not more explicit. For Natalie is known for breaking out her overactive tit toppers and perpetually shit-stained anus-hole whenever she gets a chance.

Surely the cause of Anakin’s transition into a helmet-wearing genocidal asthmatic would have been hammered home (both literally and figuratively) if Natalie had got her way and been shown taking enormous dirt skin jungle meat in her hungry holes while he wept in the corner like a pathetic little Skywalker simp.