Miss USA Contestants Do Porn To Save The Show

The famed Miss USA beauty pageant is in serious trouble after the pageant’s owner Donald Trump spoke the truth about how lazy and worthless most Mexicans are, and got the liberal media’s panties in such a bunch that NBC banned the upcoming Miss USA telecast from their network.

Luckily for Donald Trump and the millions of depraved television viewers that watch the show, former Miss USA contestants have rallied to support the show by making the porn video above showcasing how important Miss USA is for the casting of the nation’s smut industry.

No doubt now that the infidels see how vital the Miss USA pageant is to its nation’s most precious resource (hardcore porn) the masses will rally to support Trump and demand that Miss USA be returned to its rightful place on network television. For certainly the American people can agree that the hurt feelings of a few lousy wetbacks isn’t worth the loss of seeing the tight bodies and fresh smiling faces of the soon-to-be next generation of porn stars.