Miranda Kerr Double Boob Slip

Model and Orlando Bloom’s cum receptacle Miranda Kerr suffers the extremely rare double boob slip in the photos below.

These sort of wardrobe malfunctions happen when women like Miranda Kerr wear the shoddy clothing of the infidel West instead of a robust and sturdy burka.

Orlando Bloom must punish Miranda Kerr for showing her breasts like this, and bring dishonor to himself and the Bloom clan. Since this was clearly an accidental boob slip, Miranda Kerr could get off easy with a simple acid face burning and banishment.