Millie Bobby Brown's Boobs For Her 21st B-Day

Actress Millie Bobby Brown appears to repeatedly tease showing off her bulbous boobs to celebrate her 21st birthday yesterday in the video above.

Of course there is no denying that a woman’s 21st birthday is quite significant… As it marks the very last year that she is a viable breeding option… And with Millie Bobby Brown having produced (*checks notes) 0 offspring so far, she better give birth at least 3 times in the next calendar year (it is possible) or her life will have been a completely meaningless waste.

Yes, a woman’s only real purpose is to serve as an apparatus that produces children for her male master (and her secondary purpose is to make him delicious sandwiches). And so at a middle aged 21-years-old, Millie Bobby Brown is failing miserably at living up to this feminine standard (despite the fact that she already has the thunder thighs of a 30-something soccer mom).