Millie Bobby Brown's Boobs For Her 21st B-Day

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Actress Millie Bobby Brown appears to repeatedly tease showing off her bulbous boobs to celebrate her 21st birthday yesterday in the video above.

Of course there is no denying that a woman’s 21st birthday is quite significant… As it marks the very last year that she is a viable breeding option… And with Millie Bobby Brown having produced (*checks notes) 0 offspring so far, she better give birth at least 3 times in the next calendar year (it is possible) or her life will have been a completely meaningless waste.

Yes, a woman’s only real purpose is to serve as an apparatus that produces children for her male master (and her secondary purpose is to make him delicious sandwiches). And so at a middle aged 21-years-old, Millie Bobby Brown is failing miserably at living up to this feminine standard (despite the fact that she already has the thunder thighs of a 30-something soccer mom).