Millie Bobby Brown Bounces Her Boobs In Bikinis In Thailand

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Actress Millie Bobby Brown bounces her bulbous British boobs in bikinis while vacationing in the earthquake-ravaged nation of Thailand in the videos above and below.

While us Muslims certainly see the humor in mocking the heathen Thais for having their shit shaken by the righteous wrath of Allah, we just wish that Millie had gone about it in a less offensive manner…

For there was no reason to ocularly assault us pious Muslims with her blasphemous breast bags when Millie could have made the same joke in a hijab by squinting her eyes and saying, “Ahh, me so shaky”. Now that would have been a halal expression of humor that would have given the Prophet himself (PBUH) a good chuckle.