Miley Cyrus Squeezes Her Breast For Islam

Converted Muslimina Miley Cyrus is so overcome by the holy spirit of Muhammad while performing a live Qur’an reciting in Tehran that she squeezes her breast in the video above.

As any true pious Muslim will tell you, it is not at all unusual to be moved to erotic heights while reading the beautiful words in the holy Qur’an.

In fact how could a Muslim woman like Miley Cyrus resist at least giving her nipples a nice tweaking while reading passages like Surah 4:34:

Good women are obedient. They guard their unseen parts because God has guarded them. As for those from whom you fear disobedience, admonish them and send them to beds apart and beat them.

I know my mighty tunic snake stirs from its slumber every time I read those wise words.