Miley Cyrus Shows Her Butt In Cut Off Shorts

Actress and converted Muslim Miley Cyrus is the picture of class and grace while in cut off shorts bending over to show her taunt butt in the photos below.

Miley is a proud Muslim woman as is evident by the crescent moon necklace she is always wearing, so it should come as no surprise that her showing her ass like this was not some shameful act of sluttery but rather served a greater purpose.

Miley Cyrus timed showing her booty perfectly with a planned Taliban attack on a newly built school for girls in the Afghanistan town of Taliqan. With US intelligent officials distracted by Miley’s firm rump, the strike went off without a hitch and the school is now a smoldering pile of rubble.