Miley Cyrus Gets Anti-Gay Marriage Tattoo

Devout Muslim Miley Cyrus showed her disdain for gay marriage by getting a new tattoo on her pointer finger (the gayest of all fingers). As you can see in the picture above Miley’s new tat is off 2 erect penises parallel to each other. This tattoo symbolizes that men should never be together, for these dicks will never touch.

Of course the homosexual Zionist propaganda machine is already all over this story, trying to spin it by claiming that Miley Cyrus’ tat is an “equals” sign, and shows her support for gay marriage. This is just ridiculous because an equal sign has nothing to do with gays, as every knows that they are horrible at math.

No, Miley Cyrus’ new tattoo is definitely of two cocks, and proves that she is staunchly anti-gay marriage. Kudous, to Miley Cyrus for again taking a moral stand against the heathen fudge packers, may they forever be unwed. Allahu Akbar!