Miley Cyrus Extremely Excited About Getting Engaged

Miley Cyrus is extremely excited about the prospect of finally being owned by a man.

As you can see in the photo above Miley’s excitement about her recent engagement to a virile Muslim with the Sunni name of “Liam Hemsworth” can not be contained by the fabric of her chic burka.

At 19 years of age many thought Miley Cyrus’ best years were behind her, and that she would never experience the joys of being completely subservient to a man. That is why it warms the heart to see Miley now on the precipice of becoming an obedient wife, the greatest honor a woman can receive.