Milana Vayntrub Partying With Her Tits Out

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we take a look back at these recently released photos from 2009 of AT&T spokeswoman Milana Vayntrub partying with her bulbous tits nearly spilling out of her dress.

On paper it was a wise business decision for AT&T to purchase this big breasted slut as their representative, for when choosing a wireless carrier the hopelessly depraved infidel masses make decisions with their genitals.

With competitors Verizon and Spirit utilizing annoying nerds in their commercials it won’t be long until Milana’s bountiful bosom propels AT&T to complete domination of the heathen wireless marketplace.

Of course us righteous Muslim jihadists never use cell phones except for as a triggering mechanism on roadside bombs… and for the occasional game of Candy Crush. However, with that said we will never give our business to AT&T and Milana’s immodestly large mammaries, for it is a blasphemy against the natural order of things that Milana is out selling overpriced cell phone plans when her true calling is clearly to be bent over in a barn getting her udders milked dry by the coarse calloused hands of a Muslim dairy farmer.