Mila Kunis To Release Slutty Workout Video

With the morbidly obese infidels’ New Year’s resolutions right around the corner, opportunistic celebrities like Mila Kunis are hoping to cash in with poorly made workout videos like the one above.

Mila Kunis knows that if she films herself in a slutty outfit doing half squats she will make millions off the moronic horny kuffar masses who are looking to get a “celebrity body” while also getting themselves off.

The only workout these tubby heathens need is bowing their bodies in reverence to the all mighty Allah. Then it is off to the salt mines for the men, and the fields for the women that are unsuitable for concubine services. It is called the Islamic workout, and it will soon be sweeping the degenerate West.