Mila Kunis Naked Down By The River

Mila Kunis poses naked down by a river in the disturbing photo above.

How dare Mila Kunis pollute this river water with her filthy nude body. Not only are the fish in the river going to suffer from nasty bouts of gonorrhea, but anyone unlucky enough to drink this water is likely to come down with a case of Ashton Kutcheritis (a disease for which there is no known cure).

With this naked photo Mila Kunis has shown her complete lack of regard for both the EPA Clean Water Act and Sharia law. Coincidentally the punishment for violating both in this manner is a flogging with stiff Nile reeds, and a $250 fine. Let us pray that Mila is brought to justice soon.