Mila Kunis Captured By ISIS, Loves Bondage

As you can see in the photos below, Mila Kunis has been captured by ISIS and is currently being held and interrogated in the Islamic State.

The righteous ISIS mujahedin reportedly kidnapped Mila earlier this week while she was taking part in a UN envoy on a humanitarian mission to Syria. Of course with Mila not only being an actress but a Jewess our ISIS brothers immediately recognized that she is a tool of the Zionist oppressors and a spy for the Israeli Mossad.

Unfortunately interrogation of Mila Kunis has proved to be quite difficult, as she appears to greatly enjoy the torture. In fact, Mila’s captors complain that they can not get a straight answer out of her as she is often moaning in pleasure or outright orgasming. The only bit of information that they have been able to extract from Mila so far is that she is “a naughty f*ck slut that deserves to be punished”. How this works into the Zionists’ plans for complete global domination remains unclear.