Melanie Martinez Nude Selfie Photos Released

Pop star Melanie Martinez appears to have just released the topless nude selfie photos above and below online.

Melanie Martinez is a deeply depraved gap-toothed weirdo that likes to dress up in diapers and suck on pacifiers, so it certainly comes as no surprise that she would expose her nude body like this… Of course Melanie’s baby cosplay does not fool us pious Muslim men, for try as she might she can not trick us into believing that she is a girl of a proper marriage age.

Yes, Melanie will never get to experience the unimaginable pleasure of a virile Muslim sliding his enormous tunic scud between her tooth gap to pummel her tonsils with his mighty pelvic thrusts no matter how infantile her clothing. For we know a sloppy old Mexican skank when we see one.