Megan Fox’s Body Double

There has been a lot of controversy surrounding Megan Fox’s Super Bowl commercial in which she plays a hot girl sitting in a bathtub texting with normal thumbs.

A lot of jealous women cried foul when they saw the ad because it is a well known fact that Megan Fox has toe’s for thumbs, and the thumbs pictured in the commercial were not freakish. Well that is because Megan Fox used a thumb body double, and it turns out her thumb double is a model with big breasts.

Megan Fox thumb double’s name is Pamela Moses. With a last name like “Moses” it probably means she is a Zionist pig, but hey I can be an open-minded Muslim extremist when I want. I’d be willing to hate f*ck those enormous tits of her’s if she let me call her “Megan” and finish on her Jewy face. It is a little thing I like to diplomacy.