Megan Fox Wants To Lick Her Own Breasts

Actress and narcissistic slut Megan Fox was caught staring longingly into a mirror at her breasts while licking her lips.

It is obvious from the gif below that Megan Fox desperately wants to suck on her own titties. While this act is not expressly forbidden by the Qur’an (as long as a male is in the room to witness it), I can not help but feel that Megan Fox licking her own tits is dangerous and will lead to the forbidden act of masturbation.

Megan Fox needs to learn that instead of lusting after her own body she should channel her sexual passions towards Allah. For Allah appreciates a ravenous devotion, and would reward Megan greatly in the next life. Possibly by honoring her by personally sucking on her tits, or at the very least allowing her to tongue his taint. Either of which would truly be a great honor and one worthy of much self-sacrifice!