Megan Fox Slutty Pics For Esquire

Megan Fox poses in the slutty pics below for the new issue of Esquire magazine.

It appears as though Megan Fox not only had some of her white trash tattoos removed, but her face has once again morphed in shape (see here).

For someone who gets as much plastic surgery as Megan Fox does, you’d think she would get her deformed thumbs fixed. Us Muslims would consider using Megan as an oral only concubine, but not if when she sticks her thumb in our anus it is going to feel like it belongs to a blind carpenter.