Maya Hawke’s Ass Offends In A Thong

“Stranger Things” star Maya Hawke’s dumpy ass offends in a thong bikini in the candid photos below.

With her skinny-fat flapjack fanny, Maya Hawke looks like she should be selling propane and propane accessories in Arlen, Texas… Of course to add insult to injury Maya parades around her pathetic posterior in Italy in these pics, a mere 1000 miles from the pious Muslim eyes in North Africa.

Clearly Maya should stick to showing off her tits to distract from her fugly face (which looks more equestrian than any that raced in the Kentucky Derby yesterday), until she learns what a squat is… Or better yet learns to pull the plow. For her hindquarters are absolutely horrendous, and an affront to both our Islamic aesthetic and Allah himself.