Madonna Has Never Looked Better

Aging pop star Madonna has never looked better as she shows off her lush musty patch of armpit hair in the photo above.

Who knew that Madonna possessed so much sex appeal? If her pubic bush is as thick and luscious as I think it is after seeing this armpit hair picture, then she may yet one day know the unimaginable pleasure of being pounded silly by a Muslim’s meat sword.

Yes there is certainly nothing us Muslims like more than hammering a hairy mound hard until it is covered in froth, and looks like seaweed washed up on the shore on a choppy day. If Madonna were to grow some more hair around her mouth and nipples she will certainly find herself in high demand at harems throughout the Islamic world.