Lorde Shows Off Her Thickness In A Red Bikini

The musical creature known only as “Lorde” emerged from the murky depths of the ocean to show off her thickness on the beach in a red bikini in the photos below.

Lorde appears to be in heat as she forces some homoqueer twink to frolic with her in the sand. Not so tragically, when this half-a-man fails to deliver his ball juice into her egg sack, Lorde becomes enraged and drags him out into the waves and claws his faggy man bun wearing face off.

With her thick meaty thighs and butt ugly face, Lorde would be better off trying to mate with dirt skins. For not only will those filthy nig nog savages pretty much copulate with anything, but when they rough her up afterwards for money to go buy menthol cigarettes and Colt 45 liquor they may actually improve her fugly appearance… certainly it could not get any worse.