The Sexiest Lindsay Lohan Pic Of All Time

Lindsay Lohan may be a drug addict lesboqueer whore, but she knows how to give the public what it wants as you can see in the incredibly sexy photo above.

What red blooded Muslim male hasn’t spent many a long hot night in his tent fantasizing about shoving a gun in Lindsay Lohan’s filthy infidel mouth? In fact, as we speak my tunic snake is growing proud and strong at the thought of Lindsay’s lips wrapped around my beloved AK-47.

This Lindsay Lohan photo is definitely a fantasy brought to life. Now if only Taylor Swift would release one with a saif pressed to her throat, a mighty self-flagellation of my gigantic Muslim meat stick would be in order.